Hydra

It's May 2nd, 2008, ten years since the Battle of Hogwarts. You've been to a touching memorial service, an awkward memorial morning tea, an interminable tour of the now complete reconstruction of Hogwarts, and you have just taken the first possible opportunity to sneak out of a truly atrocious memorial feast in the great hall.

Thank Merlin there's a pub just down the road in the village. Just a quiet butterbear with your mates at The Three Broomsticks. With none of those annoying gits who were up at the school...